- Sabrina Spellman: [talking to herself] Why couldn't I have just gotten a circus with some cotton candy and the occasional rampaging elephant?
- Roxie King: Sabrina, what's going on?
- Sabrina Spellman: Oh, Harvey's still in love with me.
- Roxie King: That's fantastic!
- Sabrina Spellman: What? No, it's not!
- Roxie King: Yes, it is. This kind of gossip will keep Morgan distracted for hours.
- [goes off]
- Roxie King: Come on, walk and talk.
- Sabrina Spellman: [following her down stairs] Roxie, this is a serious problem.
- Morgan Cavanaugh: [viewing disheveled circus-clown mess Roxie made of her hair] I love it.
- Roxie King: [voice breaking] You do?
- Morgan Cavanaugh: Yes! And it... and it's only fair that I return the favor and do yours.
- Roxie King: [waves it off] Oh, that's really not necessary.
- Morgan Cavanaugh: Oh, yes, it is.
- [Roxie runs off, with Morgan in pursuit]
- Salem Saberhagen: No guy wants his girlfriend hanging around with her ex. Trust me, I know these things. I'm a man, turn into a cat, turn into a clown. Oh, kill me now.