- Morgan Cavanaugh: Sabrina, we said that we were gonna spend tonight cleaning out the closets and getting rid of junk. And by that, I mean Roxie's clothes.
- Roxie King: [to Morgan] If we dumped half your makeup, we'd have room for an ice-skating rink.
- Sabrina Spellman: Tomorrow at work I'm gonna have to do more damage control than Mariah Carey's publicist.
- Morgan Cavanaugh: Why? What's going on?
- Sabrina Spellman: Well, here's the thing. I... said something to my coworkers, and now they think I'm all Girl, Interrupted.
- James: She looked like a bag lady.
- Cole Harper: James, I think you're over-reacting. We really don't know anything about Sabrina.
- Annie: He's right. I mean, this could be her sad, desperate attempt to give herself a little edge. You know, like when the Bush girls get drunk and make out with Democrats.