Comedian Jack E. Leonard joins the cast in exercising, tap dances to the News song, attends the cocktail party, and plays a waiter suffering abuse from feisty chef Alan; a look at the younger generation's vocabulary; jokes about hospital visits; bikini-clad Lana Wood appears in pleasure boat runners and her name is joked about; lifeboat quickie; Dick tells Dan about his new houseboat; Dick's day begins in his bedroom; Henry recites his steamed window poem; General Bull Wright discourses on war; Dick coaches Joanne in drivers' education; Tyrone and Gladys; gossip busybody Buzzi gets late-breaking news from Henry; Christopher Columbus is profiled on TV as he discovers the new world; Big Al provides a sports update; Uncle Al the kiddies' pal; Jeremy plays Toulouse Lautrec in art runners; and the Flying Fickle Finger of Fate Award goes to the American Independent Party. Mitzi Gaynor is featured.
—Maisie Fleckum