Sketches include a Southern lynching goof; Dick talks about his Aunt Minnie who is only 3 feet tall; quickies; Lily Tomlin as an exacting teacher; Henry Gibson as a waiter; Ernestine chats with Milhouse; two dandies putt golf balls; hippies introduce the news of the past, present, and future; busybody Buzzi comments on Rex Reed; Big Al's sports news features Senor Martinez the bullfighter in Tijuana; L.A. Mayor Yorty's long weekend; Henry reads his inflation poem; Tyrone dreams of Gladys; cocktail party; Dick starts the day at home mending his socks; Tony Curtis helps salute show business and plays Grandfather Farkel, who has a new addition to the family; Goldie Hawn and Tony butcher the Oscar nominations; Lily stutters again; Dick gets mistaken for Fred Astaire in London; Romeo and Juliet's death scene gets a rewrite; and senior citizens receive special acknowledgment. Jack Benny, Tennessee Ernie Ford, and Jill St. John appear in cameos.
—Maisie Fleckum