Laugh-In (TV Series)

Guest Starring Don Rickles (1969)

Dick Martin: Self - Host

Quotes 

• Dick Martin : I meant to tell you: someone called you.

  Dan Rowan : Oh yeah, did he leave a message?

  Dick Martin : Well, he wouldn't tell me, it was too important.

  Dan Rowan : Did he leave a number?

  Dick Martin : Yeah, I believe it was six.

  Dan Rowan : [frowns]  Six?

  Dick Martin : Well, that's when you're supposed to meet him.

  Dan Rowan : Oh. But where am I supposed to meet him?

  Dick Martin : He wouldn't say, it was too important.

  Dan Rowan : What'd he sound like?

  Dick Martin : Very important...

  Dan Rowan : Can't you remember anything?

  Dick Martin : Well, he did speak with an accent.

  Dan Rowan : What kind of an accent?

  Dick Martin : He didn't say.

  Dan Rowan : Well, I guess it's not as imporant as all that, I wanna tell ya ...

  Dick Martin : [interrupting]  He did say something about "live or death", though.

  Dan Rowan : Did he say whose?

  Dick Martin : No, he did say he'd call back, though.

  Dan Rowan : Did he say when?

  Dick Martin : Well don't worry, if he calls back, I'll take a message.