- Rosemary Clooney: Oh, you startled me!
- Boris Karloff: Oh, I'm so sorry.
- Rosemary Clooney: Oh, it's just that I...
- Boris Karloff: You don't have to explain to me, Rosemary. In the mornings when I look in the shaving mirror, I frighten myself.
- Rosemary Clooney: You do?
- Boris Karloff: Well, how you react to the sight of a razor held to your throat by... Boris Karloff?
- Uncle Boris: Now let's begin our story. It's called "Little Red Riding Hood". No no no, Sarah Jane. It is not about a red-haired hood who's taken for a ride. Shame on you for even thinking such a thing.
- Woodcutter: Oh, it's you, Big Bad Wolf. For a minute there, I thought you were...
- Woodcutter, The Big Bad Wolf: Boris Karloff.
- The Big Bad Wolf: Yes, everybody thinks that.
- Little Red Riding Hood: You're not my grandmother!
- The Big Bad Wolf: Aw, that's what you tell all the fellows.