- Laura Thyme: [after Rosemary punched Julian in the face] That was sensational! What weight do you normally fight at?
- Rosemary Boxer: Maybe he'll come back when she's bored with him.
- Laura Thyme: [Bitterly] I wouldn't have him back if he crawled back on hands and knees over broken glass!
- Rosemary Boxer: Attagirl!
- Laura Thyme: I love gardening.
- Rosemary Boxer: So do I, but I'm more on the academic side - more bookworm than an earthworm.
- Rosemary Boxer: [furiously entering the room] You toad!
- Julian Marchant: Ah, you have my letter.
- Rosemary Boxer: You vermin!
- Julian Marchant: Look, I'm...
- [mumbles]
- Rosemary Boxer: [Viciously] You cheap, grisly, low-rent, dismal little crumb bugger!
- Julian Marchant: Why don't we give it another go?
- Rosemary Boxer: [annoyed] Because the go went, Julian! After eight months I have decided never again to get romantically entangled with a man who pronounces both his R's in February.
- Julian Marchant: I've been thinking...
- Rosemary Boxer: [sarcastically] I thought that was forbidden for college principals.