Roseanne (TV Series)
War and Peace (1993)
John Goodman: Dan Conner
Quotes
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Dan Conner : [to Darlene] Morning. Where is everybody?
Darlene Conner : Mom went to the supermarket and Jackie's still sleeping. The doctor gave her something to knock her out.
Dan Conner : What about D.J.?
Darlene Conner : I tried, but he wouldn't swallow the pill.
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Jackie Harris : It's just really humiliating, though, you know because Roseanne's always handling my problems, and now you.
Dan Conner : It's a big job. We had to expand the department.
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Darlene Conner : [grinning] Well, well, well!
Dan Conner : [groaning] Aww, man!
Darlene Conner : My, my, my, my, my!
Dan Conner : What are you doing here?
Darlene Conner : You know, I'll bet that when you imagined us in this situation, you always picture yourself on the other side of those bars.
