Roseanne (TV Series)
Tolerate Thy Neighbor (1991)
Roseanne Barr: Roseanne Conner
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Quotes
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Roseanne : No, the only thing I've ever wanted for my kids, is that they're happy, and... that they're out of the house. And I tell you what, happy ain't even *that* important.
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Roseanne : Hey, you know, I'm really sorry, but I, I didn't know your house was getting robbed, or nothing. I mean, I thought I was doing a good thing. I thought I was doing something for charity.
Kathy : A good thing. It was a *stupid* thing, Roseanne. It was the *stupidest* thing anybody has ever done, and you... are the *stupidest* woman on the face of the earth.
Roseanne : Oh, oh yeah! I paid twenty bucks for that piece of crap, and you paid two hundred. That's stupid!
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Roseanne : [Jackie wants to know what's bugging Dan] Oh, you know, D.J.'s his only son, and he's got that thing where he wants D.J. to carry on the Conner name. You know, I told him that Becky'd probably have a couple of kids before she was married, and they'd be Conners, but that didn't help him any.