Roseanne (TV Series)

The Commercial Show (1992)

Michael Fishman: D.J. Conner

Quotes 

• D.J. : You're just moving back to Chicago because your mom's getting an operation.

  Todd Bowman : No she isn't.

  D.J. : She is too, my mom says she's getting a big stick taken out of her butt!

• D.J. : What's a virgin?

  Darlene : You in forty years.