Roseanne (TV Series)

Scenes from a Barbecue (1991)

John Goodman: Dan Conner

Quotes 

• Becky : [about Mother's Day]  Well, what about us? I don't remember us getting, like, a Kid's Day.

  Dan Conner : Someday, my precious angel, you will be a parent and you will realize that *every* day, is Kid's Day.

• Dan Conner : [trying to get off the phone]  Oh look, D.J.'s hair is on fire. I gotta... Yep, uha...