Roseanne (TV Series)

Lovers' Lane (1988)

Roseanne Barr: Roseanne Conner

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• Roseanne Conner : Oh, come on, I love bowling! It's the perfect workout. Six seconds of exercise, drink beer half an hour.

• Dan Conner : Five bucks a piece for them little beggers. That's a lot of money.

  Roseanne Conner : Yeah, but you know, look at it this way: for five bucks, they're out of our hair all night.

  Dan Conner : Well hell, let's give them each a hundred, maybe they'll move to Cleveland.

• Dan Conner : Oh come on Rosie, you know girls always go for guys who remind them of their Fathers.

  Roseanne Conner : Not if they listen to their Mothers.