Roseanne (TV Series)

Looking for Loans in All the Wrong Places (1992)

Johnny Galecki: David Healy

Quotes 

• Molly Tilden : [knocks on the door, Darlene answers, letting her in]  Your little brother is doing is again!

  Darlene : I told you I'd take care of it and I did. Dee Jaaaaaay!

  Molly Tilden : What are you calling him down here for? He'll never admit it.

  Darlene : Oh, he won't have to. I put shoe polish on the eye of his telescope so he would be branded the deviate that he is.

  D.J. : [comes downstairs with no shoe polish on his eye]  What do you want?

  Molly Tilden : Brilliant plan.

  Darlene : [puzzled]  It shoulda worked.

  David : [comes downstairs with black shoe polish on his eye]  Hey!... What?

  [Molly is grinning, Darlene seeths with anger. A sign blocking the screen reads: DUE TO ITS EXTREMELY GRAPHIC AND VIOLENT NATURE, THE REMAINDER OF THIS SCENE HAS BEEN CENSORED]