Roseanne (TV Series)
Looking for Loans in All the Wrong Places (1992)
Sara Gilbert: Darlene Conner
Quotes
-
Darlene : [to D.J. after telling Molly what Darlene said about her] You're about to become a strange smell in the attic.
-
Molly Tilden : [knocks on the door, Darlene answers, letting her in] Your little brother is doing is again!
Darlene : I told you I'd take care of it and I did. Dee Jaaaaaay!
Molly Tilden : What are you calling him down here for? He'll never admit it.
Darlene : Oh, he won't have to. I put shoe polish on the eye of his telescope so he would be branded the deviate that he is.
D.J. : [comes downstairs with no shoe polish on his eye] What do you want?
Molly Tilden : Brilliant plan.
Darlene : [puzzled] It shoulda worked.
David : [comes downstairs with black shoe polish on his eye] Hey!... What?
[Molly is grinning, Darlene seeths with anger. A sign blocking the screen reads: DUE TO ITS EXTREMELY GRAPHIC AND VIOLENT NATURE, THE REMAINDER OF THIS SCENE HAS BEEN CENSORED]
-
Darlene : I can make you feel like a man, David. Take out the trash.
-
Molly Tilden : [about getting D.J. to stop spying on her] So anyway, are you going to do something about your brother?
Darlene : Yeah, I'll take care of it.
Molly Tilden : Well I hope so. Because he could grow up to be a pretty disturbed individual.
Darlene : You don't understand here, Molly. This is the most normal thing he's ever done.