Roseanne (TV Series)
Heart & Soul (1996)
Roseanne Barr: Roseanne Conner
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Quotes
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Roseanne Conner : Okay, it's my turn, I have something to tell you.
Dan Conner : Okay.
Roseanne Conner : For the first time...
[voice breaking]
Roseanne Conner : in 25 years, I felt totally helpless.
Dan Conner : 25 years is a long time, kiddo.
[hugs Roseanne]
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Roseanne Conner : [talking to God] Why of all times, at Darlene's wedding did this have to happen? I was totally counting on You and You let me down.
[pause]
Roseanne Conner : Although... I guess You weren't the one serving him all that junk, frying up greasy meat,
[voice breaking]
Roseanne Conner : bacon, and drinking all those beers on the couch and I was right there doing it with him! I could *see* there was a problem... so... I guess You're not to blame for this after all.