Roseanne (TV Series)

Fathers and Daughters (1990)

Sara Gilbert: Darlene Conner

Quotes 

• Dan : [Becky said that she isn't going to a dance with anyone special]  Well what about Jimmy Mellon...spellon...ish?

  Darlene : Meltrigger?

  Dan : Yeah! Jimmy Meltrigger. I like him.

  [Roseanne looks at him speechlessly, and Dan realizes that he's somehow goofed] 

  Dan : Well... there, you know, there was things about him I liked. Uhhhh, I didn't love the guy.

  Darlene : Becky did... 'til he dumped her.

  Becky : He didn't dump me!

  Darlene : Get real! You hit the ground like a safe.

• Roseanne : Darlene, hunny, you want to take a walk with me down to the store later on?

  Darlene : Gee, I'd love to Mom, but I'd rather stay home and drill some screws into my toes.