Roseanne (TV Series)
Canoga Time (1989)
Roseanne Barr: Roseanne Conner
Quotes
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Dan Conner : That's my Canoga Beer Cuckoo clock.
Roseanne : You mean the one where the drunk bear comes out every hour and burps?
Dan Conner : That's the Canoga Bear. And he doesn't burp, he growls.
Roseanne : Burps.
Dan Conner : Growls.
Roseanne : Burps.
Dan Conner : Growls.
Roseanne : Burps.
Dan Conner : Growls.
Roseanne : Dan, he pops out of there with his beer mug. The belching bear goes!
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Booker Brooks : [trying to explain to Jackie why he is so late for their date] I was on the phone with my mother.
[Jackie makes a face, Dan snickers]
Booker Brooks : I was!
Roseanne : Jeeze, Booker, you ought to take a shovel around with you when you travel.
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Booker Brooks : Hi, can I come in?
Roseanne Conner : Yeah, but stay off my bed.
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Jackie Harris : [Examining a rock concert t-shirt] I don't remember getting this.
Roseanne : I think you got that the same night you got that hissing viper tattoo.
D.J. Conner : You have a tattoo? Can I see?
Roseanne : You're too young.
Dan Conner : Oooh, can I see?
Roseanne : You're too eager.