- Joseph 'Rocky' Rockford #2: Forever Feminine?
- Jim Rockford: My client wrote it. It's a little Dear Abby, a little Norman Vincent Peale and a whole lot of Kama Sutra.
- Joseph 'Rocky' Rockford #2: What is a Kama Sutra?
- Jim Rockford: [Awkwardly] It's sort of a how to book...
- Jim Rockford: I keep getting the feeling that I'm Chapter 17 in your book - the beneficial effect of the other man on domestic tranquility.
- Jim Rockford: Look, I don't have a lead!
- Ann Louise Clement: Except...
- Jim Rockford: Some avenging feminist with a black belt in auto repairing.
- Jim Rockford: This is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message, I'll get back to you.
- Donna: [Beeep and the sound of noisy dogs in the background comes on] Jim, this is Donna. Boy we've really been swamped today
- [yap!, yap!, whine-e-e]
- Donna: Sit! We should be closed
- [whine-e-e, yap!]
- Donna: Sit! I'll meet you at
- [yap!]
- Donna: Oh get down!
- [phone goes off line]