At Sydney's otherwise lame high school reunion, studly class sweetheart Tony recruits her to follow the trail of a legendary stolen idol of Hawaiian fertility god Lono. The written trail of the British invaders' ship leads to a pirates' nest of mutineers in Madagascar. Nigel's civilized approach yields nothing at the only contact's rough bar, but Sydney's fists get them to the man who knows about possibly appropriate tombs in a desolate valley, and procures them weird guides, two LA fans who get them past dangerous falls while fighting off a rival. After deducing that the recording carpenter's grave must be fake, they take on the booby traps and new betrayal.
—KGF Vissers