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"Red Dwarf" Back in the Red: Part 3 (TV Episode 1999) Poster

(TV Series)

(1999)

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Rimmer: Maybe you haven't noticed this, but we're gonna be spending the next two years in the Brig. Two years with the scum of the universe; hardened criminals; deranged droids. People so unbalanced and debauched they couldn't even get elected as President of the United States.

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The Cat: I'm so gorgeous, that there's a six-month waiting list for birds to suddenly appear whenever I am near.

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Rimmer: Thornton.

MP Thornton: No-one's allowed in there, Rimmer. Beat it.

Rimmer: Angus Thornton. Age 36. Middle name : Lionel. Inside leg measurement 29, neck size 16. Circumsised.

MP Thornton: How d'you know all this?!

Rimmer: Jazz fan. Good credit rating. Once admitted to hospital totally naked and attached to...

[Rimmer leans towards Thornton and whispers...]

Rimmer: ...the suction end of a vacuum cleaner.

MP Thornton: This is slanderous. Filthy, stinking, slanderous slime that you just made up! Who told you?

Rimmer: Want all the crew to know? Take a cigarette break. Five minutes.

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Kochanski: This is all your fault.

Rimmer: My fault?

Kochanski: You betrayed us over that confidential file scam.

Lister: ...stole the sexual magnetism virus.

Kryten: You lied to us.

Kochanski: And generally behaved like a self-serving, scum-sucking, ruthless little ratbag!

Rimmer: And that's bad?

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Lister: Just do the smegging dance and we'll be out of here in a jiffy.

The Cat: Dance? With her, I'd have trouble walking. I'm powering up.

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Rimmer: If only I hired a smarter lawyer, instead of the brain-dead, pompous, stupid-haired git I ended up with.

Lister: You defended yourself.

Rimmer: Yes, and I don't need reminding of that, thank you very much.

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First Ground Controller: This is Ground Control to Midget Three. You don't appear to have flight clearance. Please state your name and clearance code.

The Cat: Ground Control, this is... uh...

Lister: [whispers] Major Tom.

The Cat: ...Major Tom.

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Lister: If I say who I thinks responsible for this it'll get cut too, but it's him, I know it's him, you can bet on it. And if I ever catch up with him, I'm gonna cut off both his

[jump cut]

Lister: blunt knife.

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