Red Dwarf (TV Series)

Back in the Red: Part 1 (1999)

Mac McDonald: Captain Hollister

Quotes 

• Doc Newton : [Nanobots have resurrected Red Dwarf and all her crew]  What's this rumour that we're three million light years into deep space, and Red Dwarf's changed shape?

  Captain Frank Hollister : That is classified information, Karen! Who the hell told you that?

  Doc Newton : The coffee machine on G-deck.

  Captain Frank Hollister : That damn coffee machine. I'm gonna bust his ass down to tampon dispenser!

• Doc Newton : [doing a medical scan on the Cat]  I don't believe this one's human. Take a look at this.

  Captain Hollister : [whistles in amazement]  Has he got the measles?

  Doc Newton : No, these are his nipples, Frank.

  Captain Hollister : Six nipples? I wonder what the female of the species is like.

  The Cat : Pretty easy to please in bed. Especially if you play the piano.

• [Nanobots have resurrected Red Dwarf and all her crew] 

  Doc Newton : What's this rumour that we're three million light years into deep space, and Red Dwarf's changed shape?

  Captain Hollister : That is classified information, Karen! Who the hell told you that?

  Doc Newton : The coffee machine on G-deck.

  Captain Hollister : That damn coffee machine. I'm gonna bust his ass down to tampon dispenser!

• Doc Newton : [Nanobots have resurrected Red Dwarf and all her crew]  What's this rumour that we're three million light years into deep space, and Red Dwarf's changed shape?

  Captain Frank Hollister : That is classified information, Karen! Who the hell told you that?

  Doc Newton : The coffee machine on G-deck.

  Captain Frank Hollister : That damn coffee machine. I'm gonna bust his ass down to tampon dispenser!