Red Dwarf (TV Series)

Back in the Red: Part 1 (1999)

Chris Barrie: Rimmer

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• Lister : Look, this is gonna sound nuts. But the whole crew died, including you. And you've all been resurrected by these microscopic little robots.

  Arnold Rimmer : I died? The rest of the crew died? And you're going to spend the next 2 years in the brig with a load of neanderthals with badly spelt tattoos? So where are we, is this my heaven?

  Lister : Look, a radiation leak wiped everyone out, I survived because I was in stasis. Then these nanos arrived, rebuilt the ship and resurrected the crew.

  Arnold Rimmer : So where are they?

  Lister : Dunno, gone, scarpered. Maybe we should take the fifth?

  Arnold Rimmer : The fifth? If I were you I'd take the sixth, seventh and eighth, too.

  Lister : I gotta track down these nanos to corroborate our story. Otherwise who's gonna believe our defense? Only meths drinkers and the Corn Circle Society! I need your help, man.

  Arnold Rimmer : Me?

  Lister : Who else is gonna help me? I'm confined to quarters.

  [indicates a restraint watch on his arm] 

  Lister : The minute I walk through that door, I get enough wattage up me jacksie to light up the whole of Bootle.

  Arnold Rimmer : Well, considering what the future has in store for your jacksie, a couple of zillion volts is going to be easy street.