- Johnny Yuma: It doesn't seem right, holding a doctor prisoner.
- Dr. Sam Bates: You got the wrong word, Reb. I'm a captive. A captive of Tremblor.
- Knifeman: The Lord gave us two of most everything, boy. So's there'd be one spare.
- Johnny Yuma: Please don't cut my arm! Please don't cut my arm.
- Knifeman: It's better than losing your life.
- Jethro Gain: Something bothering you, boy? You got an itch, scratch it loud, so's we can all hear. I don't abide secrets.
- Dr. Sam Bates: You're referring this case to me?
- Jethro Gain: Looks like epatunis. And the whole cranius is full up of it.
- Dr. Sam Bates: Well, I don't know, Doctor Tildy, seems more like Floppiosis Slowgoio. You check her tongue for colour?
- Jethro Gain: Yella. Gruesome yella.
- Johnny Yuma: Brought your breakfast, Doc.
- Dr. Sam Bates: Use it
- [Tilda's doll]
- Dr. Sam Bates: for hog swill.
- Johnny Yuma: [singing] Did you ever tell of sweet Betsy from Pike. Across the wide prairies with her lover, Ike. With two yoke of cattle and one spotted hog, a tall Shanghai rooster, and an old yella dog.
- Johnny Yuma: Nobody but the two of us know my hand is all right. It's the edge we need, Doc. Our Trojan horse. You still want to get out?