Len Carlson: Bert Raccoon, Pig Two, Pig Three, Professor Smedley-Smythe, Mr. Knox

Quotes 

• Pig One : It's an existential statement!

  Pig Two : I thought it was a tree.

• Pig Three : Stop the presses! I've always wanted to say that.

• [Bert has put peanut butter into Ralph's bouillabaisse] 

  Ralph Raccoon : [livid]  Bert, you've ruined it!

  Bert Raccoon : Well... Just a matter of taste, Ralph.