Ryan Pinkston: Patton Chase

Quotes 

• Patton Chase : I got a naked picture of Stephanie.

  Parker Chase : How do you know it's Stephanie?

  Patton Chase : Because Stephanie has pink slippers.

• Patton Chase : Guess what? Stephanie's got a birthmark! Stephanie's got a birthmark! I might go blind, but I'm not going to hell!