- Justin: [after finding out about Ethan cheating on him... ripping up the roses from their date] I wanna be with someone who only wants to be with me... someone I can be with forever. Crock of shit.
- Ethan: I meant it.
- Justin: Yeah, I'm sure you did the second you were saying it.
- Ethan: Christ, look what you're doing to your hands.
- Justin: Oh, so fucking what. You're a *liar.*
- Ethan: I didn't want to hurt you.
- Justin: That is so laughably, so pathetically lame, I am not even gonna comment on it... try something else.
- Ethan: I was... I was covering my ass.
- Justin: That's better... go on.
- Ethan: I was alone, you weren't there...
- Justin: Now it's my fault.
- Ethan: That's not what I mean. I missed you.
- Justin: So, since you couldn't bare to be without me for one fucking night, you decide to pick up some drooling admirer?
- Ethan: Basically, yes.
- Justin: So tell me, Mr. Gold, as a last minute replacement, how'd he do? Did he kneel at your feet and worship your huge talent? Did he marvel at your magnificent fingering? Th-th-the way you stroke your bow, leave him breathless?
- Ethan: It was one stupid mistake! Look how many times you forgave Brian!
- Justin: [throwing the rest of the tattered roses on the ground] I *never* forgave Brian! I never had to... because he never promised me anything. You did.
- [walks away and takes of the promise Ethan gave him]
- Ethan: I need you. I don't know what I'm gonna do without you.
- Justin: Oh, I'm sure you'll survive. After all you still have your music. That's the only thing you ever really loved.
- [Melanie is in the bathroom taking a pregnancy test]
- Lindsay: [standing outside the bathroom] You're not supposed to test everytime you tinkle!
- Melanie: Says who?
- Lindsay: [laughing] You have to let Mother Nature take her course in her own sweet time!
- Melanie: [poking her head out of the bathroom] Easy for her to say! She's already a mother!
- Brian: [Emmett has come to beg Brian to help Ted] You might have called first.
- Emmett: If I had, you would've been in a meeting, right? So, this is the inner sanctum of the great god Kinney. Where men's fates are decided.
- Brian: What, did Theodore send you down here to throw yourself on my mercy?
- Emmett: He has no idea I'm here, and I have no intention of throwing myself at your mercy, or anything else for that matter.
- Brian: What a relief! I can come out from behind the desk!
- [walks to door and opens it]
- Emmett: You realize, of course, there's a very good chance he'll go to jail.
- Brian: Well tell him to look on the bright side. At least he'll get fucked regularly.
- Emmett: [walks to the door and closes it again] I suppose that's meant to be witty. We all know about your charming sense of humour but we also know that deep down, you care about us, even though you'd never admit it. Which is why I've come...
- Brian: I've already told Ted there's nothing I can do...
- Emmett: I know what you told him. I also know what you think about Teddy and me, that we're just a couple of silly queens setting up house, that it'll never work. Well, there was a time when I would've thought exactly the same thing. But miracle of miracles, I have never been happier in my entire life. And you want to know why? Because he gives me love, and respect. And now it is my turn to give him something back. Now I swore to myself this wasn't going to wind up an old Lana turner movie, but it looks like that's the direction it's headed, so I'm going to make Lana proud. Please, Brian I am begging you. Help him.
- Melanie: Stockwell is out for blood. He wants to make you an example in his campaign against porn, drugs and sex.
- Emmett: Everything we hold dear.
- Ted Schmidt: There must be someone you know who could pull a few strings, put in a kind word on my behalf.
- Melanie: Uh, there's someone we all know.
- Emmett: Brian.
- Ted Schmidt: I'm a dead man.
- Ted Schmidt: I doubt the state pen allows gay conjugal visits.
- Emmett: They did in this film I saw.
- Ted Schmidt: Which one was that?
- Emmett: "Jeff Stryker does hard time".