Queer as Folk (TV Series)
Now Approaching... The Line (2000)
Gale Harold: Brian Kinney
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Quotes
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Nasty Trick : Oh man, I'm so horny. I want you to fuck me for hours, and I'm a top.
Brian Kinney : Yeah, that's what all the biggest bottoms say.
[Justin walks into Brian's loft when Brian's ready to do it with the trick.]
Brian Kinney : Oh, fuck!
Nasty Trick : Jesus, who's this?
Brian Kinney : That's the president of my fan club.
[to Justin]
Brian Kinney : What do you want?
Justin Taylor : My Mom's out of control. Now she's following me.
Brian Kinney : That must be an inherited trait.
Justin Taylor : I'm not going home.
Brian Kinney : Well you're not staying here.
Justin Taylor : There's nowhere else I can go. You want me to sleep on the street? I could get killed.
Nasty Trick : Why don't you get lost, you little asshole?
[pushing Justin out]
Nasty Trick : I was here first.
Brian Kinney : Better yet, why don't you...
[pushing the guy out]
Brian Kinney : ...Beat it!
Nasty Trick : Fuck you!
Brian Kinney : Yeah. You're the bottom... remember?
Justin Taylor : Thanks.
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Justin Taylor : Take your shirt off, you get a free drink.
Brian Kinney : I don't show my tits for a watered-down Bud.
Justin Taylor : Get me a beer.
Brian Kinney : Get your own.
Justin Taylor : I'm too young.
Brian Kinney : Well, that's your problem.
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Marvin Telson : [Brian talking to new client in his 50's] Well, actually, I had a different sort of evening in mind. The sort of evening you might... plan for yourself.
Brian Kinney : And what sort of evening is that?
Marvin Telson : Well, you know, one that's more... fun. Like this club that I, uh, heard about, uh... Babylon?
Brian Kinney : Why, Marvin, you old dog.
[smiles]
Brian Kinney : Christ, isn't anyone straight anymore?
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Michael Novotny : That's sexual harassment.
Brian Kinney : Yeah, remind me to press charges.
Michael Novotny : What does he look like?
Brian Kinney : Like the kind of guy, if he wagged his dick in front of you, you wouldn't look twice. But if he dangled his account in front of you, you might consider it.
Michael Novotny : You're kidding? You wouldn't actually do...? Would you?
Brian Kinney : Well, considering some of the other things I've done.
Michael Novotny : Yeah, but that was for fun. You've never done anything like this.
Brian Kinney : You're so beautifully naive, Mikey. It's business. You fuck or you get fucked.
Michael Novotny : Yeah, only which end are you on?
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Michael Novotny : [Brian opens the door, and finds Michael standing there. Michael enters the loft, and Brian's eyes focus on his outfit all the way in.] Oh shut up!
Brian Kinney : Who did this thing to you? Ah, let me guess. Emmett Bellarenta?
Michael Novotny : Should've just worn my jeans, but he said,
[imitating Emmett's tone]
Michael Novotny : "No, you can't go out in a date like that".
Brian Kinney : You've got a date?
Michael Novotny : Yeah.
Brian Kinney : A date?
[hugging Michael]
Brian Kinney : Mikey's got a date!
Michael Novotny : I'm gonna call and cancel.
Brian Kinney : The fuck you are!
Michael Novotny : Well, I can't go like this!
Brian Kinney : You're right.
[walks to get his shopping bag]
Brian Kinney : Here, try this.
Michael Novotny : [looking at the shirt Brian just threw at him] Are you sure?
Brian Kinney : I've got dozens of them.
Michael Novotny : It's weird going on a date.
Brian Kinney : Make sure he opens the car door for you and pulls your chair out.
Michael Novotny : That's what I mean. It's so... hetero. You ever been on a real date?
Brian Kinney : ... Once. I ended up fucking the waiter.
Michael Novotny : I don't know what to do or say.
Brian Kinney : Just be yourself.
Michael Novotny : That should make the evening fly by! Why can't we just... fast-forward to the sex?
Brian Kinney : The point of a date, so it's been explained to me by those who do that sort of thing, is that you actually get to know the other person before you fuck them.
Michael Novotny : What a dumb idea! What if you don't like them?
Brian Kinney : Worse yet: what if you do?
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Brian Kinney : [Brian and Michael are standing in front of the mirror, looking at the leather jacket on Michael's body.] So what do you think?
Michael Novotny : I think I look like you.
Brian Kinney : You look fantastic. You are fantastic.
[giving Michael a kiss]
Brian Kinney : Remember that, Mikey.
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Marvin Telson : I wasn't sure you'd come.
Brian Kinney : I always come when I say I'm going to.
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Lindsay 'Linz' Peterson : [Brian is knocking at Lindsay's door. Lindsey opens the curtain, sees Brian] The kitchen's closed.
Brian Kinney : [Lindsay walks away. Brian knocks again. Lindsay finally opens the door.] Were you sleeping?
Lindsay 'Linz' Peterson : We have a newborn here. We never sleep.
Brian Kinney : Sorry I missed dinner.
Lindsay 'Linz' Peterson : Don't apologize, it doesn't become you. Don't think you can flash that smile and get away with it. That might have been cute at twenty but at thirty it's starting to get pathetic.
Brian Kinney : Twenty-nine.
Lindsay 'Linz' Peterson : [sighs] Have you eaten?
Brian Kinney : No.
[flashing that smile]
Lindsay 'Linz' Peterson : Come on.
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[first lines]
Brian Kinney : [Someone knocks at Brian's door. He wakes up & looks beside him.] Who the hell are you?
Tattoo : I'm the guy you fucked last night.
Brian Kinney : Oh, yeah. Were you any good?
[Someone knocks at the door.]
Brian Kinney : Okay, I'm coming!
[to Trick]
Brian Kinney : And you're going.
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Tattoo : [as he leaves] We'll do this again.
Brian Kinney : [sarcastically] Yeah, sure.
Lindsay 'Linz' Peterson : Let me guess. Your Italian tutor?
[handing Brian him the baby dummy]
Brian Kinney : Grazie.
Lindsay 'Linz' Peterson : You know if you visited once in a while, we wouldn't need to drop by unannounced.
Brian Kinney : Talk to your girlfriend.
Lindsay 'Linz' Peterson : You can't exactly blame her. The way you behave.
Brian Kinney : She's just jealous, because she thinks you love me more than you love her. And she's right.
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Brian Kinney : If I don't get this account, I'll be fucked. And without lube.
Emmett Honeycutt : And that's a bad thing?
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny : It's amazing how you always work anal intercourse into the conversation.
Brian Kinney : Hey, you try spending an evening with some back-slapping breeder from out of town, smoking cigars, and talking about pussy.
Theodore 'Ted' Schmidt : I'd love to hear what you have to say about pussy.
Brian Kinney : That is a good thing you got one, because you wouldn't know what to do with a dick.
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny : Move over. So you boys in the mood for something sweet, or are you gonna pick up a little something at Woody's?
[pinches Michael's cheeks]
Michael Novotny : Ma, stop pinching my cheeks.
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny : Oh, bend over so I can pinch the other ones.
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Emmett Honeycutt : [referring to himself, Brian, and Michael] Looks like it's ah... it's just us, the three musketeers.
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny : More like the Pointer Sisters.
Michael Novotny : I can't go either.
Brian Kinney : What's your excuse?
Michael Novotny : I have to go back to the store. We're restocking.
Emmett Honeycutt : Poor baby. Spend the entire evening alone in that dreary crap emporium?
Michael Novotny : Tracy will be there.
Brian Kinney : Your bride-to-be?
Michael Novotny : She's not my bride-to-be.
Brian Kinney : Then you can tell her who you really are.
Emmett Honeycutt : I agree. I always say,: "come clean, or don't come at all".
Michael Novotny : I can't. Where I work, they laugh at faggots.
Brian Kinney : And the only faggots worth laughing at are the ones who don't tell the truth. Don't be one of those assholes who hides, Mikey. And stop leading her on.
Michael Novotny : Who's leading her on? We're counting cartons of toilet paper.
Brian Kinney : Yeah, which you can use because you're so full of shit.
Emmett Honeycutt : Don't touch me.