- Admiral Al Calavicci: Yeah, there is something magical about a baseball diamond. Yeah - no matter how old you get, it still makes you feel like a kid.
- [Al is teaching Sam how to pitch]
- Admiral Al Calavicci: You can't hold it like that. It's hand pitching.
- Dr. Sam Beckett: What's wrong with holding it like this?
- Admiral Al Calavicci: Because i... It's fine if that was a hand grenade, but it's a baseball. You gotta treat it like a woman.
- Dr. Sam Beckett: Why does everything always come down to being a woman?
- Warren Monroe: I've seen you play a few times. You're good.
- Chucky: Well, I don't know about that. I'd be in a lot of trouble if, uh, if Doc here hadn't made that leap.
- Admiral Al Calavicci: You can say that again, kid.
- Admiral Al Calavicci: [referring to Chucky] What are you so interested in this kid for anyway?
- Dr. Sam Beckett: [sighs] 'cause he reminds me of you.
- Admiral Al Calavicci: Oh. What?
- Dr. Sam Beckett: You remember the first time we met, Al? You were running the Star Bright Project, and, uh, I came into the lab, and you were smashing the vending machine with a hammer.
- Admiral Al Calavicci: Oh, uh-mmm, it ate my dime.
- Dr. Sam Beckett: Yeah, you were, you were drunk and, uh, angry, and... the government wanted to wash you out of the project completely, but I stopped them. Because I knew that underneath all that booze and that anger was a pretty terrific person.
- Admiral Al Calavicci: So you think this... kid is a terrific person too?
- Dr. Sam Beckett: I don't know. But I think he deserves a chance to find out. Don't you?
- [Coach hands the mascot pig over to Sam, who embodies "Doc", an aging baseball player]
- Dr. Sam Beckett: What's this?
- Coach: You know the rules. The one who screws up babysits Milo. You did, so you do.
- Dr. Sam Beckett: [referring to Al's experiences as a baseball pitcher] Is there anything you haven't done?
- Admiral Al Calavicci: No. Oh, wait. There is these twins at the fitness center...
- Dr. Sam Beckett: All right, I'm sorry I asked.
- Bunny: [trying to seduce Sam] I've heard about the way you treat women. The thangs you do.
- Admiral Al Calavicci: Thangs? What thangs?
- Dr. Sam Beckett: [picking up a picture frame from Margaret's desk] Who-who-who is this? Is this your husband?
- Margaret Twilly: Yes.
- Dr. Sam Beckett: Where is he?
- Margaret Twilly: He died of a heart attack.
- Dr. Sam Beckett: Oh. I'm-I'm sorry to hear that. He looks like a very fine... man.
- Margaret Twilly: He used to dress up in my underwear and pretend he was Judy Garland.
- [Sam is questioning Al's - and Ziggy's - prediction of what Sam is supposed to do during the leap]
- Dr. Sam Beckett: You sure?
- Admiral Al Calavicci: [looking at handlink] Yeah, It's right here in yellow and pink... and green and blue and orange and purple...