- Jarod: When are you due?
- Martha Poole: I should've made L.C. months ago but Commander Powell keeps putting it off.
- Jarod: Not your promotion. Your baby. I'd say from your nausea and your sore back, you're about nine weeks.
- Martha Poole: My husband doesn't even know. What are you, a part-time obstetrician?
- Jarod: No, but I was a midwife once.
- Kimberly King: Didn't you ever eat cookies as a kid?
- Jarod: They didn't have cookies where I grew up.
- Kimberly King: Where'd you grow up? Mars?
- Jarod: Sort of.