Power Rangers Ninja Storm (TV Series)

Beauty and the Beach (2003)

Pua Magasiva: Shane Clarke, Red Wind Ranger

Quotes 

• Tori : Guys, it's me.

  Dustin : But how do we know it's the real Tori?

  Tori : Your real name is Waldo, and, Shane, you're afraid of spiders.

  Dustin : Ha ha ha ha! You're afraid of spiders?

  Shane : You wanna make something of it, Waldo?

• Cameron 'Cam' Watanabe : Got something for you. I like to call it the Megazord Lightning Mode. You control it by using your inner power, but, remember, it only lasts sixty seconds.

  Shane : It takes longer to make microwave popcorn.

• [first lines] 

  Tori : What was THAT all about?

  Shane : Aw, some guy. Couldn't stop talking about how cute you are, how he wanted your phone number...

  Tori : Whoa-whoa-whoa. Stop. Rewind. Super cute Surfer Hottie was asking about me?

  Shane : Dude, man, it was so lame.

  Tori : And you let 'im leave?

  [She punches Shane's arm] 

  Shane : Hey, what was THAT for?

• Tori : I'm a girl. Girrrrrrrl.

  Dustin : Y-yeah, I-I-I-I know, but... like, you're not a GIRL girl...

  Shane : You're like a guy girl.

  Dustin : Yeah.

  Kelly Halloway : My advice for you both - stop trying to make it better, 'cause it's only getting worse.