- Mary Cherry: Okay, Popita, I made flash cards. Now, tell me what the word means 'cause we're being tested in Bio on definitions.
- [shows flash card with the word "Paramecium"]
- Poppita 'Poppy' Fresh: Paramecium. Oh, that's a hard one. Is a... n algae-based...
- Mary Cherry: Whew! Sorry, ding-a-ling. It's a single cell. Moving on and praying hard for you...
- [shows next flash card with the words "Tom Ford]
- Poppita 'Poppy' Fresh: [gasps] I know this one. Gay, fabulously successful head designer for Gucci!
- Mary Cherry: Whoo! Ding ding ding! Very good.
- Nicole Julian: [surprised] Okay, hi! That's not gonna be on the test.
- Mary Cherry: Well, it should be.
- Sam McPherson: Guys, come on, what should I do about this stolen test? Should I report it to Miss Glass?
- Carmen Ferrara: Sure, if you don't mind being a rat.
- Lily Esposito: [defensively] Hey, watch your terms. You're reinforcing a stereotype for an entire species.
- Sam McPherson: Okay, you guys are not helping.
- [rises from cafeteria table]
- Carmen Ferrara: Sam...
- [Sam leaves, with glaring looks from Mary Cherry and Poppy, while Brooke looks worried, and Nic disapproving]
- Poppita 'Poppy' Fresh: I don't trust that little bee-atch. She's gonna bust us.
- Mary Cherry: She better not. I'll lose Gulfstream privileges, and I will not fly commercial.
- Mary Cherry: I'm telling you all, I could not believe my ears. That girl's possessed. She's Satan herself.
- Brooke McQueen: You guys, this is a disaster. We're gonna be humiliated in front of everybody.
- Nicole Julian: What do you mean we, Kemo Sabe? You didn't cheat, remember?
- Sam McPherson: [camera switches over to another cafeteria table, where Carmen is giggling as Sam approaches] Great news, you guys. Those Abercrombie and bitches are going down.
- Carmen Ferrara: What do you mean?
- Sam McPherson: The cheaters will be outed, the crooked curve will be repaired, and joy will be returned to Slinging Mudville.
- Lily Esposito: Do you guys realize we could all wind up getting B's?
- Carmen Ferrara: Oh my God, I love this.
- Nicole Julian: [filing her nails] There's a Charlie's Angels marathon on cable tonight. I got to get the Farrah on, so let's make it quick, girls.
- Mary Cherry: [looking at Brooke sitting at another table] Y'all, I so admire our Miss Brooke, even though I'm a little hurt she won't study with us, 'cause she says we talk like crows on a telephone pole.
- Poppita 'Poppy' Fresh: How does Brooke keep it together with all the stress she's under? I'm breaking out, and yet she's zit-free.
- Nicole Julian: Brookie is who she is, because she's so disciplined. In her whole life, she's never had a single stress zit, not one.
- Mary Cherry: God bless Brooke. And God bless meticulous skin care.