Raviv Ullman: Phil Diffy

Quotes 

• Lloyd Diffy : Aw come on guys, you gotta love this American Folk Music. How about Millie kissed a catfish? Here we go.

  Phil Diffy : [stops Lloyd]  Uh Dad I want to but I gotta meet Keely at the mall.

  Pim Diffy : [Lloyd looks at Pim]  And I... just don't want to.

• Phil Diffy : [to Keely]  Do you think someone actually can die of embarrassment?

• Keely Teslow : Maybe you guys could just talk to him about this?

  Phil Diffy : And say what? "Dad, I wish you wouldn't embarrass me. Dad, I wish you were cooler."

• Keely Teslow : Wait, wait. We can teach your dad how to be cooler. Why don't we use that totally awesome replicator thingy?

  Phil Diffy : Then we'd have two goofy dads.