Perfect Strangers (TV Series)

That Old Gang of Mine (1989)

John Matuszak: Cobra

Quotes 

• Larry Appleton : Don't come any closer!

  [He tries to smash a bottle against a table but it won't break. Larry hits it again, still nothing. He hits it repeatedly to no avail. Finally, Cobra grabs the bottle and smashes it over his head. Balki and Larry stare in terrified astonishment] 

  Cobra : Is that what you were tryin' to do?

  [a pause] 

  Larry Appleton : [simultaneously]  Well, I wasn't going for the head. I was going for the... hoping for a jagged edge... something I could brandish about...

  Balki Bartokomous : [simultaneously]  No, you were going like this... there's a system to it... we had that whole discussion about the relaxation of the wrist and the elongation of this muscle right here, but, you know, sometimes the label covers over the part of the bottle...

  Larry Appleton , Balki Bartokomous : [in unison]  Yes, that was it!