Bronson Pinchot: Balki Bartokomous

Quotes 

• Balki Bartokomous : That would be such a big load off my spine!

• Balki Bartokomous : Why don't we just quit beating around George Bush and get on with this?

• Balki Bartokomous : I can't forget that I have a code!

  Larry Appleton : Balki, this is the eighties! Nobody lives by a code any more! Just look at the guys who are running for President!

• Lou Miller : [to Larry]  Are you interested in this car?

  Balki Bartokomous : Are you kidding? Is he interested in this car? Does a Mypiot spit in the woods?

• Larry Appleton : Balki, your job gives you access to a lot of confidential information and it's your responsibility to keep that information to yourself. People like Gorpley will try to take advantage of you but you can't let them. It's not easy, but that's the code you have to live by.

  Balki Bartokomous : It's a code?

  Larry Appleton : It's a kind of code of honor. You understand what a code of honor is?

  Balki Bartokomous : Well, of course I do, don't be ridiculous! We sheepherders have a very strict code of honor: never practice wolf calls while the sheep are sleeping, never eat lamb chops in front of the flock, and never, ever let them see you sweat.

• Balki Bartokomous : ...Sometimes if I just look at something it sticks on my brain. I think... I think I have what they call a pornographic memory.