Peep Show (TV Series)

Warring Factions (2003)

Olivia Colman: Sophie Chapman

Quotes 

• [On the bus, Sophie accidentally sits on Mark's hand] 

  Mark Corrigan : [voiceover]  Oh no, shit, she's... I should say... No, too late. Already, it's too late. Maybe if we hit a bump I can slip it out. Or keep schtum, ride it out. Going to need to waggle eventually, to keep the circulation going.

  Sophie Chapman : Oh God, there's something... Mark have you... Your hand.

  Mark Corrigan : Er, oh. I was gonna say, but... I just... Sorry.

  Sophie Chapman : No, no, it's fine.

  [she starts reading her book] 

  Mark Corrigan : [voiceover]  Of course, she's giving you the book-off. Ugh. Women don't want your hand under their bottoms, Mark. That's been established, that's a given. "She sat on it, officer. It was an accident." "Of course it was, now get in with the nonces." What a disaster.