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Vern Schillinger : [Robson's gums hurt] Not much of a meal there!
James Robson : Yeah, nothing cold or crunchy
Aryan : Why, you on a diet?
James Robson : Because it hurts Dipshit! Do I look fat to you? GOD DAMN IT, what is that, suddenly Ice Cream, croutons, its like getting your gums raked.
Aryan : There probably recessive, my old man had bad gums
Vern Schillinger : When's the last time you get a cleaning?
James Robson : I don't know, 5 or 6 years, I hate the fucking dentist!
Aryan : Don't fuck around with your gums, my old man didn't deal, his mouth ended up a train wreck!
Vern Schillinger : If I were you, I'd go see Dr. Faraj, you don't wanna be slurping turkey milkshakes at middle age.
James Robson : Faraj, I don't want some Sand Nigger's paws probing my mouth thank you!
Vern Schillinger : They wear gloves now, you know, since AIDS came along
James Robson : Oh
Vern Schillinger : [Looking at Robson's mouth] Jesus, how long has it really been?
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Dr. Tariq Faraj : [in the dentist's office, examining X-rays of Robson's diseased gums] Well, as you can see, aside from some cavities you can see that 10 and 11 show significant rescission in the gums...
James Robson : Meaning what?
Dr. Tariq Faraj : Meaning that surgery is recommended and I would say sooner rather than later.
James Robson : What kind of fucking surgery?
Dr. Tariq Faraj : Well, you have two choices. The conventional method is to take palatal tissue from the roof of your mouth and graft it to your gums.
James Robson : Shit. That sounds fucking painful.
Dr. Tariq Faraj : It is painful. The alternative is an acellular dermal graft, where we use the gum tissue from a cadaver.
James Robson : You're kidding. Some dead person's fucking gums in my mouth?
Dr. Tariq Faraj : You could think of it as an organ donation.
James Robson : Sounds fucking creepy.
Dr. Tariq Faraj : Well, the use of your own fucking tissue would require a longer and more painful period of fucking recovery. In the end, your fucking gums would be healthy either fucking way.
James Robson : [gets in his face] Are you mocking me, Faraj?
Dr. Tariq Faraj : Fuck no.
James Robson : I don't like your Third-World bullshit attitude. And whatever I decide, Gunga, I got a thing about needles. Any anesthesia or whatever, I want gas first.
Dr. Tariq Faraj : My pleasure, Sahib.
James Robson : Oh, and one more thing. Being that I'm Aryan and you're camel shit, I'd appreciate it if you wore two pairs of those plastic gloves. You know, the less contact, the better.
[Robson leaves, Faraj curses in Arabic]
