Opposite Sex (TV Series)
The Homosexual Episode (2000)
Chris Evans: Cary Baston
Quotes
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Cary Baston : I just went shopping.
Philip W. Steffan : [chewing] Right, I know. But Judy said that Cassie said if you don't go again...
Cary Baston : Whoa whoa whoa! Are they telling you to boss me around? And you're doing it? What? What's that about?
Philip W. Steffan : I thought we already went over this. Power through total submission, Cary? I have to do everything she says, and she will become dependant on me. Then I will be the master and she the slave. These are really delicious, by the way.
Cary Baston : [points at shopping list] Wait. What's that?
Philip W. Steffan : That is twelve boxes of tampons.
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Cary Baston : You know, I remember when this whole thing began, and all I wanted to was be your friend. I wanted to help her. I figured anyone who came off that hostile, underneath must be really lonely, you know, and scared. All I really wanted to do was make Cassie Schreiber feel safe. But, turns out I was wrong. Cassie Schreiber isn't scared, no no no, Cassie Schreiber is exactly what she seems: a mean, evil, double-crossing, sneaky woman! I hate her! I hope her breasts shrivel!
[gasps from the crowd]
Cary Baston : Well I do!