Only Fools and Horses (TV Series)

Happy Returns (1985)

David Jason: Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter

Quotes 

• Del Boy : [Rodney realises that Del is behind him]  You little plonker!

  Rodney : What are you doing 'ere?

  Del Boy : What Am I doing 'ere? What are you doing 'ere?

  Rodney : Well this where Debbie lives, innit! I mean... oi... you're not to pull her?

  Del Boy : No Am I not! I'm a friend of 'ere mums, that's all.

  Rodney : Yeah? When 'da meet 'er then?

  Del Boy : Lets see it was... 1964

  Rodney : [puzzled]  Wha'? You only just came 'round to see 'er?

  Del Boy : No! No, I was engaged to 'er, soppy!

  Rodney : [suprised]  Another one? Stone me Del, you've been engaged more times than a switchboard .

  Del Boy : You little...

  [pointing to LP] 

  Del Boy : 'Ere I dunno why you brought that over 'cause they ain't got a record player.

  Rodney : That's alright,

  [bends record cover] 

  Rodney : I ain't got a record.