- Ann Romano: [Barbara is upset because Ann is going out with a married man] Barbara, lately you hardly say a word any time I'm in the room.
- Julie Cooper: Isn't it wonderful.
- Dwayne F. Schneider: I do believe in the old saying that you cannot break up a good marriage.
- Julie Cooper: Who said that?
- Barbara Cooper: Henry the Eighth.
- Dwayne F. Schneider: [suddenly amused] Henry the Eighth! He used to marry them two at a time...
- Dwayne F. Schneider: [Schneider has parting advice when Ann's illicit boyfriend arrives and he's asked to leave] Listen, pal, y'got a terrific little lady here, so don't louse it up. And one more thing before I go. Please always remember and don't ever forget...
- Ann Romano: What?
- Dwayne F. Schneider: I - I - I forgot.