One Day at a Time (TV Series)
The Married Man: Part 3 (1979)
Pat Harrington Jr.: Dwayne F. Schneider
Quotes
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Dwayne F. Schneider : I do believe in the old saying that you cannot break up a good marriage.
Julie Cooper : Who said that?
Barbara Cooper : Henry the Eighth.
Dwayne F. Schneider : [suddenly amused] Henry the Eighth! He used to marry them two at a time...
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Dwayne F. Schneider : [Schneider has parting advice when Ann's illicit boyfriend arrives and he's asked to leave] Listen, pal, y'got a terrific little lady here, so don't louse it up. And one more thing before I go. Please always remember and don't ever forget...
Ann Romano : What?
Dwayne F. Schneider : I - I - I forgot.