- Alex Handris: [12-year-old Alex is repeatedly frustrated in his attempts to make friends with a girl he meets in the airport] I'm gonna become a priest... I'm never gonna get married. I hate girls.
- Steve Smith: [strangers Barbara and Steve are stuck in the airport, mutually attracted, and nervously getting to know each other] What about you? Has anyone ever broke your heart?
- Barbara Cooper: Oh, yeah, just once.
- Steve Smith: What did he do?
- Barbara Cooper: He fell for Sally Field.
- Steve Smith: Can I ask you a personal question?
- Barbara Cooper: Yeah.
- Steve Smith: How old are you?
- Barbara Cooper: No.
- Steve Smith: Okay. I won't press it. Who was president when you were born?
- Barbara Cooper: Lincoln.
- Steve Smith: You're not gonna tell me how old you are, are you?
- [at this point Alex walks up]
- Alex Handris: She's nineteen.
- Barbara Cooper: [quickly] Twenty. Steve, big-mouth here is Alex Handris. He lives with me.
- Steve Smith: I thought you said you didn't have a boyfriend.
- Alex Handris: Oh, don't worry. It's strictly planetonic.