Oliver Beene (TV Series)

Home, a Loan (2003)

Wendy Makkena: Charlotte Caraline Beene

Quotes 

• Narrator : Maybe the most dangerous thing of all was when my parents left me and my brother alone, without a babysitter, for the very first time.

  Charlotte Caraline Beene : OK, boys, there's a pot of chili on the stove. Be sure to turn it off when you're done. And remember to call the Super right away if you smell gas.

  [the boys can't help laughing] 

  Charlotte Caraline Beene : Boys, grow up.

  Dr. Jerrimiah 'Jerry' Beene : Chili and gas. Hee hee hee hee.

• [the folks come home after a disastrous evening for them as well as for the boys] 

  Dr. Jerrimiah 'Jerry' Beene : Hey, boys.

  Oliver David Beene : [nervously]  Hi. How was dinner?

  Charlotte Caraline Beene : [equally nervously]  Fine. Fine. How are things around here?

  Tayler 'Ted' Mark Beene : Fine.

  Oliver David Beene : Fine.

  Narrator : The word 'fine'. The greatest one-word lie there is.