- Dwight Schrute: And I don't have to see you tomorrow or Sunday, and please don't call me, and we'll see how things go on Monday. Stupid.
- Jim Halpert: Wait, wait, one thing. By tomorrow, you mean Saturday, right?
- Dwight Schrute: Duh!
- Jim Halpert: [to the camera] Today is Thursday, but Dwight thinks that it's Friday. And that's what I'll be working on this afternoon.
- Dwight Schrute: [running into work after discovering it really was a Friday] I'm here! I'm here! I'm here. It's okay!
- Pam Beesley: [trying to make Dwight think that it's Friday] Oh, my God, did you watch "The Apprentice" last night?
- Jim Halpert: Of course. It's on every Thursday night, so how could I miss it?
- Pam Beesley: Can you believe who Trump fired?
- Jim Halpert: No, that was unbelievable.
- Dwight Schrute: Who? Who was it? Who did he fire?
- Pam Beesley: You didn't see it?
- Dwight Schrute: No. I went out and got drunk with my laser tag team last night. Crap! Never go out on a Thursday night. What the hell was I thinking?
- [Jim nods with satisfaction toward camera]
- Michael Scott: [reading from the suggestion box] "You need to do something about your B.O."
- Dwight Schrute: [repeating to staff] "You need to do something about your B.O."
- Michael Scott: Okay. Now, I don't know who this suggestion is meant for, but it's more of a personal suggestion. And not an office suggestion. Far be it from me to use this as a platform to embarrass anybody.
- Toby: Aren't the suggestions meant for you?
- Michael Scott: Well, Toby, if by me you are inferring that I have B.O., then I would say that that is a very poor choice of words.
- Creed: Michael, he wasn't inferring, he was implying. You were inferring.
- Michael Scott: Was I, Creed? Okay, well, you know, what I am implying is that when we're on an elevator together, I should maybe take the stairs. Because talk about stank. Not that I would ever say something like that in public, and I never have, and I never will. I just think it's something that we should be aware of, okay? Now that we've learned this, let's continue. See, this is good. We're learning and we're figuring some stuff out.
- Pam Beesley: It's performance review day, company-wide. Last year, my performance review started with Michael asking me what my hopes and dreams were, and it ended with him telling me he could bench-press 190 pounds. So, I don't really know what to expect.
- Jim Halpert: Today is Thursday, but Dwight thinks that it's Friday. And that's what I'll be working on this afternoon.
- Jan Levinson: Michael, it has nothing to do with your looks, okay? It's your - it's your personality. I mean, you're obnoxious and rude and - and - and... stupid and you do have coffee breath, by the way.
- Michael Scott: [regarding the end of a relationship] When people say something's mutual it never is. But this was mutual.