The Office (TV Series)

The Quiz (2001)

Martin Freeman: Tim Canterbury

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Quotes 

• Tim : I live with my parents

  David Brent : Cherish them. Both of mine are dead. Well, my dad's not dead, but in a home, so good as.

• [Dawn and Tim are getting a laugh out of pretending Gareth is gay] 

  Tim : We were wondering if a military man like you, a soldier, er, could you give a man a lethal blow?

  Gareth : If I was forced to, I could. If it was absolutely necessary, if he was attacking me.

  Tim : What if he was coming, really hard?

  Gareth : Yeah, if my life was in danger, yeah.

  Dawn : And do you always imagine doing it face to face with a bloke, or could you take a man from behind?

  Gareth : Either ways easy.

  Dawn : So you could take a man from behind?

  Gareth : Yeah.

  Dawn : Lovely.

• Tim : [Reading from the birthday card Dawn gave him]  What's the difference between your penis and your wages? You can find lots of women who will blow your wages.

• [David, Gareth and Tim are discussing catchphrases] 

  Gareth : What ones are yours that I use?

  David Brent : Same shit, different day, that's mine. Exsqueeze me, instead of excuse me.

  Tim : Wank you very much.

  David Brent : Yeah, I invented that.

• [first lines] 

  Tim : I'm 30 today. My mum got me up really early this morning to give me my present.