Illya Woloshyn: Jay Ziegler

Quotes 

• Finger : Because of you, kids started growing up.

  Jay Ziegler : Maybe kids are ready to grow up. What are you afraid of, Finger?

• Jay Ziegler : You're a madman!

  Finger : Madness and mercy. It's an unbeatable combination.

• Jay Ziegler : Great dinner, Mom.

  Val Ziegler : Macaroni and cheese? Don't men ever say what they mean?

• [last lines] 

  Jay Ziegler : Grown-ups are just as afraid of us as we are of them.