- Luke: This is gonna be weird.
- Ryan: Yep.
- Luke: Everyone's gonna be staring at me... Talking.
- Marissa: Yep.
- Luke: Maybe I can just blow the whole thing off... Go hit the beach... Give everyone time to get it out of their systems.
- Ryan: It's been months... I'm still the kid from Chino who burned a house down.
- Marissa: And I'm still the girl who tried to kill herself in Mexico.
- Seth: I'm still... The... I'm still Seth Cohen.
- Luke: Man this is gonna suck.
- Seth: Yep well... Welcome to my world
- Kirsten: You just like saying that.
- Sandy: Yogalates? I kinda do. Yogalates.
- Ryan: Yogalates.
- Kirsten: You know what I wanna know?
- Sandy: Yogalates.
- Kirsten: Is why these two are so smug.
- Seth: Because for once they didn't do anything wrong.
- Sandy: That's true. Here's to ya.
- Ryan: Back at ya.
- Kirsten: Enjoy it boys, because knowing the two of you, it won't last long.
- Sandy: Yogalates.
- Seth: [the Dandy Warhols "We Used To Be Friends" plays] Do I have a fever? I think I might have a fever and/or the chills.
- Ryan: Since when?
- Seth: Since recently.
- Sandy: So your not feeling well?
- Seth: No I feel fine.
- [coughs]
- Seth: Just my head's a littly achy and my stomach's kind of weird. I'm okay.
- Sandy: Come here.
- [feels Seth's head]
- Sandy: Huh. You don't feel warm.
- Seth: What about cold or clammy?
- Ryan: Maybe you've got the summer flu.
- Seth: Yeah. It's November, but it's possible.
- Ryan: Maybe you need some Anna-biotics.
- Sandy: Do you not wanna go to school?
- Seth: No, Dad. I want to go to school. Okay? I'm just worried about infecting others.
- Sandy: You're right, we can't take a chance. We should just take you straight to the emergency room. Just to be sure.
- Seth: Okay, all right. Or I could stay home and try and sleep it off.
- Ryan: Or you could go to scool, face Summer and Anna and apologize.
- Seth: First of all, ah... no. Second of all, hm... no. Why would I?
- Sandy: Oh , the Summer flu. I just got it. That was good.
- Seth: It's not my fault that they both tried to kiss me on Thanksgiving. What was I supposed to do? Not kiss back? Say "No, stop"? Risk hurting their feelings?
- Sandy: Well it seems to me you already did hurt their feelings.
- Seth: Yeah, perhaps I did but what about my feelings okay? Hello I was the one who was assulted. I'm the victim here.