- Seth: Mom! Marissa went to Chino with Ryan!
- Kirsten Cohen: What! Sweety, I can't here you!
- Seth: Mom, Marissa and Ryan are Chino!
- Julie Cooper: Marissa's in Chino?
- Seth: No, I said Marissa has my chinos! God, I love those pants!
- [during the holidays, Seth tries to juggles Anna and Summer without letting them know about each other]
- Anna: [as Seth returns from the pool house, where he has been with Summer] Where have you been?
- Seth: Ryan just asked me to feed his sea monkeys while he was away.
- Anna: Ryan has sea monkeys? I love them! Can I see them?
- Seth: [desperate] No! Uh... you can't see them, that is, well, because they're dead. Suicide. You know how the holidays can be.
- Sandy: Look, Jimmy's a good guy.
- Rachel Hoffman: He's a thief.
- Sandy: And you're a lawyer. It's a perfect match!