- Seth: I like to think I can convey everything with a look.
- Kirsten Cohen: Well, you look adorable!
- Seth: No.
- Kirsten Cohen: Cute?
- Seth: No.
- Kirsten Cohen: Dope?
- Seth: No.
- Kirsten Cohen: Rad?
- Seth: Please, please, this is so painful for me!
- Kirsten Cohen: Hey Sandy, dosen't Seth look rad?
- Sandy Cohen: Oh, you do look rad! Mad props son!
- Seth: Open your mind here, dad. This isn't me we're talking about. With Ryan here, we have a chance to have a real athlete in the family. Someone to achieve all that your Jewishness has prevented me from accomplishing.