Ian Gomez: Danny Sanchez

Quotes 

• Danny Sanchez : Norm, you're doing community service, ah, she seemd to like you - you should have told her the truth.

  Norm Henderson : Ah, Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny, sweet, innocent naive Danny. Don't you realize the truth is for children and people who don't wanna to have sex? There's only one problem: I got no place to take her 'cause I got no money.

  Danny Sanchez : Oh, you know, you don't have to take her out. You know what women love?

  Norm Henderson : Yes, I know what women love, but I got no patience for that.

  [waving Danny's presumed idea off] 

  Danny Sanchez : No, no, when, when you make them dinner, they thin-they think that's very romantic.

  Norm Henderson : Oh, yeah - that's a good idea. I'll make her dinner. Hey! Do-do women love Lunchables?