Night Court (TV Series)
Inside Harry Stone (1984)
Ellen Foley: Billie Young
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Quotes
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Public Defender Billie Young : [after wrestling him back into his hospital bed because he's afraid of the hospital] I don't want you out of my life yet. You just got here.
Judge Harold T. "Harry" Stone : Billie, what you seem to be saying is...
Kenny : [from behind his curtain] She wants to jump your bones, Harry!
[he raises the curtain and is surprised at their position]
Kenny : By golly, I called that one, didn't I?
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Public Defender Billie Young : 'Zippy Bits'! I opened myself up to him... over 'Zippy Bits'!
Bailiff Selma Hacker : I did it once for a piece of chocolate and a pair of nylons.
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Judge Harold T. "Harry" Stone : You know 'Zippy Bits,' that breakfast cereal that promises a free circus whistle in each box? Well I bought a box, polished off the whole thing. No whistle. I even called them. They said there was a whistle in every box. Guess they were right.
Public Defender Billie Young : You mean he's been carrying around a piece of plastic in his stomach all these years?
Judge Harold T. "Harry" Stone : No, about three weeks.
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Public Defender Billie Young : [wondering if Harry likes the 'specialty' of the restaurant] So, what's the verdict?
Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding : [after Harry dashes from the table with stomach pain] Manslaughter.
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Judge Harold T. "Harry" Stone : [when the gang comes into Harry's office to see how he's doing after his examination] The man said I got a little pain in my tummy, that's all.
Gynecologist : That's not what I said, Judge. This doesn't sound like simple indigestion to me. In my opinion, you should see a doctor right away.
Public Defender Billie Young : Well, you're a doctor, aren't you?
Gynecologist : Gynecologist.
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Kenny : Harry, it's getting stuffy in here.
Public Defender Billie Young : Then stop breathing.
Kenny : I'll try that.
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Dr. Glass : The sooner we pull it out, the better.
Judge Harold T. "Harry" Stone : Pull what out?
Dr. Glass : [shining a light through the x-ray] There it is, right there.
Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding : Tumor?
Bailiff Selma Hacker : Ulcer?
Baliff Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon : Whistle?
Dr. Glass : [points to Bull] We have a winner.
Public Defender Billie Young : It's a whistle?
Judge Harold T. "Harry" Stone : That's where it is. I must have swallowed it.
Dr. Glass : That would be my guess, yes.